SAMHAR’09…AND SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

P.S. - I know this is a long post, so only read it if you want to, don't complain in the comments area regarding the length of the post.

Contributors – Tshering WY, Maithri B, Abhijit Raja, and a very senior ex-Sports Council member who shall remain unnamed (Special mention to Chinmay VT for his poetic rendition on ‘Football’)

It is funny how different generations of IIMB’s Sport’s Secretaries have initiated new inter-IIM sports fests, and each time the first edition was played ‘away’, and not at home (Appachu and IIMK in 2004, Dipak and IIMA in 2006, and Nishant and IIMC in 2007)… maybe there’s something inherently nice about people from IIM Bangalore… but who can tell? But one thing is for sure, that once our Sports Secretary placed a gag order on all who were traveling to IIMC for the third edition of Samhar, we would definitely lose at one event – sledging. And so it transpired. But aren’t we getting ahead in the story? Isn’t the story supposed to start before we reached the campus-in-the-armpit-of-the-world? Of course! And so shall it be written, and so it shall be told…
After long hours, many meetings, pieces of communications, pleading etc., our Sports Secretary, Abhijit Raja managed to get a reduced but substantial sum to enable the IIMB contingent to travel to ‘that IIM’, for which Pandit Nehru may as well have placed the foundation stone himself (“New Hostel” – you must be joking right!?) While negotiations were on during the day to fund a few more students to go on this venture, negotiations in the night were with Patil (not one with first name ‘Smita’) to ensure scheduling, rules etc. were in place. Our Sports Secy. was so busy with all this that he outsourced all superfluous activities (designing and ordering t-shirts and jerseys, ticketing, purchases, playing cards, etc.) to his minions in the Sports Council - blessed be the ‘heavily’ stocked council (Sangha, and Mario are cases in point. Now we know why Raja ‘created’ a larger team. In Raja’s defense, he refused an application that came in late, despite his heart telling him to do otherwise… but that’s a story to be told on another day.)
Preparation for Samhar’09 was an interesting affair. No, rain didn’t disrupt practice, but a dug-up ground (Yes! Finally we are getting turf on our field, although the timing of the dig was a little off) meant that Cricket, Hockey, and Football were hit badly. The good thing was that the new talent more than made up for the one lost to graduation, and things were looking good. Then as the d-day approached, there was all the optimizing to be done to ensure we did not overshoot our travel budget, and a score were axed, to form the final few dozens who went and played in the dirt… err, pardon the pun.
The d-day arrived. Friday, 3pm, IIMB Hostel Entrance. Mario stood outside the bus with the ‘roll call’. An erstwhile Sports Council member was the last to arrive(!), and gave yet another speech. The bus left for the airport. Checked-in JIT. Some decided to finish their snack at the lounge; ‘modalla snack, aprama flight’ (first my snack, then the flight) being the motto; with barely couple of minutes to take-off, and yet manage to board the plane. Three hours of sleepy flying (interesting for some with cameras – don’t get ideas), an hour or so of a ride in a heritage bus from the 1970s (Kolkatans know their history – there is certainly a lot ‘going around’ to know), and Mario’s uncharacteristic silence on the bus not helping, and we finally entered JOKALAND (or was it Jokerland?) at 1.30 A.M. on Saturday, 8 August 2009. Akshat Patil, the IIMC Sports Secy, a well-fed chap whose facial hair didn’t quite catch the fancy of a co-author on this piece, greeted us at the IIMC gate, and led us straight into the expected cacophony of “1234, IIMB ki @#$% maar”, “IIMB ki !@@ ka #$%^&*^, IIMB ki !@@ ki @#$% @#$% @#$%”. We expected better, but what to do, IIMC also has it’s traditions… So they carried on with their chants, until they realized that we were actually having fun watching apparently intelligent educated people (they are from IIMC man!) act like gorillas thumping tables, and screaming for no apparent reason. What put the zipper on their mouths was that Raja and a few others joined them, and they didn’t know how to react!.
Aloo parathas followed, (can’t complain much about the food) much to the relief of the extremely hungry contingent. After making sure no more parathas were left, everyone except the Tennis players (who went to check the court and the lights out – the irony was to dawn later) scampered for the resting place before battle commenced a few hours later. The captains sorted out their strategies, and Raja did what he was to do till Sunday evening, run around Joka making sure everything was in place. It was 4 A.M. when everyone finally went to bed only to wake up for matches scheduled for 8 A.M. in the morning.

FACTFILE
For those of you who do not know, Joka is a small village south of Kolkata (It is in 24 Paraganas district, and not in Kolkata). To rub salt into wounds (no pun intended), one got to know from reliable sources that the founders were given a choice between Joka and Salt Lake for setting up the campus. They of course chose Joka with the belief that it would develop faster than Salt Lake. So much for foresight. The rest as we all know is history.

DAY 1 (SATURDAY, 8 AUGUST 2009)
Girls’ Throwball was slated to kick things off with Cricket happening in parallel, and Football, and Tennis to follow post lunch.

GIRLS’ THROWBALL
The morning was quite dreary, with a steady drizzle. Apart form the IIMB Throwball team, Abhijit Raja was the only IIMB person at the court, as the rest of our people were either headed to the Cricket field, or waiting for the Chess match to start. So there was a one-person cheering team from our side for the first event. And then the match referee went missing, and hence a student from IIM Calcutta (their Cul. Secy. Justin), and our Sports Secy. Raja, decided to officiate, which meant zero crowd support for the IIMB team! After a bit of haggling over the rules, the match commenced. We got off to a good start, with some excellent serving from our side. The IIMC crowd joined in with gusto to cheer their girls and sledge our team. The first set was a whitewash with our team demolishing the IIMC team 15-3. It was then that the IIMC crowd decided there was no point sledging the players, and turned their undivided attention to the referee. That the second set was a lot closer, with a number of close calls didn’t help Raja’s cause. Apparently when they started sledging Raja, who was giving most of the calls on the points, they hadn’t realized that IIMC also had a referee who had blown his whistle a total of 3 times during the course of the match! Needless to say, the match was halted a number of times (Siddharth Gopalakrishnan, ex-prezi, and de-facto Throwball referee, coach, and captain… err, please strike off that last part… can recount a tale or two on that one) and in spite of a number of re-serves, and the IIMC girls reviving their game in the second set, the IIMB girls held their own to win the match comfortably at 15-3, 15-12.
IIMB had opened it’s account with the ladies leading the way.
Samhar’09 Score 1-0 to IIMB

CRICKET
Rain, more rain, and a bit of drizzle… or as the English would say, ‘Only a bit of dampness in the air, ol’ chap!’
Into every life must fall some… this was the day for the Cricket team… not just literally, but figuratively as well, as they were to discover later. There was a light but persistent drizzle in the morning that threatened to keep play away for a good part of the day. But the players were determined not to let anything come in their way. They left the IIMC campus after breakfast for the venue, which was 15 minutes away (It may have been so had we taken rickshaws, but no one complained about the bus ride, which was a truly interesting experience. Our bus driver was intent on creating the mother of all traffic jams from Joka to Behala – that’s the equivalent of creating one till Dairy Circle in our parlance. We thanked god the Cricket teams weren’t pelted by the Joka village junta for blocking their roads for a good part of the mid-morning.) The Cricket field was a sight to behold. We expected nothing more than just a decent regular school pitch, with a slightly damp wicket, but a third man area with mounds of earth that looked like a collective dump taken by a herd of elephants, a sandy landing spot at the bowlers’ end, a nicely water-logged wicket, at which on another day may have seen the local fisherman at work, a ground that went ‘plachak-plachak’ when one walked on it, and a forty-yard boundary were all so alien, that we were as amused as we were shocked!
The hosts won the toss and chose to bat (someone once said, win the toss and bat, and if ever it was the right thing to do, this was it – a dicey wicket, and a small boundary). The IIMC top-order went hell for leather, and although they kept losing wickets at regular intervals, their scoring rate was around 8 for the first 10 overs. Our fielding was superb and a stunning catch each by Nishant (a high skier running backwards at square-leg), Rahul (it was a shot from the well-set IIMC captain’s bat, and it was traveling. Rahul ran, leapt in the air, and made it look much easier than it actually was), Rituraj (the ball was dipping in front of him, but he took a few quick steps, and dived at the right moment to take a beauty at long-off), put the skids on any batsman who threatened to run away with it. But the catch of the day was by KMV (‘K Middlename Victory’ is one half of the ‘Annaiyya’ duo in the IIMB Cricket team, with Abhilash ‘Khurana’ Sridharan being the other half.) KMV standing at short cover, stepped back in slow motion, for a slow loopy miscued shot hit off a slow-ball of a medium pace bowler on a slow and low wicket… managed to fall-over before the ball got till him, juggled the ball, and held on to it much to the bowler’s relief! The IIMC captain was getting a bit frustrated with the start-stop nature of their batting, so he sent a man to ‘stay till the end’. Normally this instruction doesn’t ever work at this level, but this guy stuck to the wicket like Araldite to any surface. His anchor role helped their four-down batsman to do the damage. Making full use of the small boundaries; although he did hit one that would have been a six on any regular size ground; the four-down hit 81 at a very good strike-rate to undo the good work done by our bowlers in the middle overs. The brunt of the punishment was borne by the ‘Annaiyya’ duo’s spin from ‘both ends’ that got carted around for a boundary every other ball. The cherry on the icing was when the IIMC spectators sledging ‘K Middlename Victory’ – he was first called ‘Kumble’, got hit and was re-christened ‘Hirwani’, and got hit some more was re-christened ‘Bahutule’… our guess is that in this multiple personality disorder, the real KMV was lost somewhere, and we hope that like Quick Gun Murugan he’ll make a reappearance very soon, and bowl his unplayable ‘two variations of the same ball’. The 5th pair for IIMC ensured that where 150 had looked difficult, they pulled through to a par score of 190. This was a big morale boost for the hosts, and it showed in their demeanor on field, when it was our turn to bat; which was definitely the turning point in the game. Our top and middle order just didn’t get their act together, with everyone getting out to balls that were slower and lower than what we are used to – each player finished the shot only to see the ball still coming at him! At a point in the match we were 27/7, and in a hole deeper than the Mariana Trench. Up stepped captain courageous Mario, and when Anjan joined him post lunch, they put up a 80+ run partnership that saw us out of a humiliating situation. That the luncheon break may have had something to do with the momentum shifting in our favour, is still being debated at IIMC. When Mario got out after a well-fought 44, Shini Patel came to the crease and threatened to pull off a Houdini with his cameo (45 off 16, 5 huge sixes – the ball was lost three times…), but one kept low, and rattled Shini’s stumps. Anjan was the not-out batsman with a respectable 41 to his credit, a gritty inning where he braved through extreme dehydration, and have done some good bowling earlier on, was clearly the best performer on our team. Not every rearguard action can yield a result like the one India had against Zimbabwe in 1983. We fell short by 45 runs. Lessons learnt? Do not practise fielding, let natural talent shine through, don’t give any batting during nets to people who are likely to score runs in the match, reverse the batting order (the IIMC solution… nah!) Just kidding… we know we bat till the end of the line-up, and one good knock from the top/middle order, and the game would have gone our way.
But the figurative (refer the first para) had happened. The IIMB team, undefeated through 12 inter-IIM matches, played the proverbial unlucky 13th. A disappointing loss that broke a very fine run since 2004. Although our team braved the weather, and the conditions, and carried on regardless in true sportsman spirit, it was not their day. In the present context, we had lost our first event of Samhar’09, and that being Cricket, with it’s make-or break ability meant we had given the hosts a big morale boost.
Samhar’09 Score 1-1, advantage IIMC.

CHESS
On the eve of travel, the Sports Secy., and a very senior ex-Sports Council member who shall remain unnamed were doing some measured calculations on what we would likely do well at, and which events would likely ensure a victory at Samhar’09. Chess, like Cricket, was one of the events that was supposed to be ‘ours’. And then the pieces fell…
Chess turned out to be a totally one-sided affair, and the other side did what we have been doing to our opponents over the years. The match was played in two rounds of 5 boards each. A very strong IIMC team came up with a clinical performance, and at the end of the first round, they were up 4-1 with 3 wins and 2 draws. The funny thing was when our captain Harish and the IIMC captain Pai had a few heated exchanges. It was unbelievable that this could happen at a Chess event, but there it was!
So at precisely the same hour when our Cricket team was heading back after it’s loss, the Chess team was staring at defeat, and only a miracle could save them. The final round would be played at 7.30pm. (To be continued…)

FOOTBALL – mudball, all the same…
What one likes about football is that it can be played in almost any weather condition, and a decent playing turf can balance out the bad weather factor. They say that in Kolkata Football and religion, are synonymous. Blokes at IIM Cal seem to have taken this to heart. As the saying goes in Joka, and I quote, “Only one who can wade through mud, and yet kick the ball can truly experience the divine”. And so we had ‘mudball’ or whatever it was that went around in the garb of Football. The venue was the “Faculty Football Ground”, and our footballers had to do two things, play the IIMC team, and try and attain ‘the divine’. Apparently IIMC had been practicing to attain ‘divinity through mud’ for a few weeks. Not to be outdone, our footballers took up the challenge. They played an outstanding game but a field goal never did happen, although both teams did come close to the goal posts a couple of times. And so it came down to penalties.
All through the game, the IIMC sledging team was at it, scoring a million points in true ‘Whose line is it anyway’ style. The specific target was our goalkeeper (‘Lama’, our goalkeeper from a couple of years ago can narrate a few stories on that one…). They sledged our goalkeeper relentlessly… in Hindi… only to realize very late in the day that he doesn’t understand Hindi! (“Tupaki keezhe poda ra! Mind it!”, which in Hindi is “Tum bandook pek do! Mind it!”)
Back at the penalties, our players scored on the first three, and their’s managed to mark lines parallel to the goal-line with the trajectory of their kicks, or at best hit into the crowd behind the goalie. We won 3-0. Such was the exhilaration at this victory, that our Footer captain Chinmay burst into a song! We reproduce the song here for your benefit:
Fields of glory
It was the hottest of times, it was the sultriest of times,
It was the wettest of fields, yet strengthening our shields,
With shin deep muck and water so saline,
Descended the IIMB football team for Samhar O Nine.

Starting on the offensive, wading through the water
Prowled the Bangalore tigers on the IIMC goalkeeper.
Sumer Khraw was the only one to run, his feet so nimble that he was having all the fun,
Archisman pounded a powerful header as Chandra’s runs gave us a breather.
Lian was abused by the hostile crowd and he kicked them back roaring aloud,
Aditya did not let the defence crack as Basu and Rahul jumped on the opponents’ backs.
Supporting the team were our deadly cubs, Sonam, Kiran, Tali, Vikas and Soni coming as subs,
The skipper controlled the ins and outs, while Rituraj and Suswin gave a few knockouts.
And yet it was after the hour long brawl,
Still frustratingly just love-all.

So on penalties it was to be decided who was to take
the icing on the muck covered cake.
Our three forwards slotted them easily with a smile,
while two of theirs missed by a mile.
And so it befell on Vinny to save the fall
He dived to his right, stopped the ball and used his butt to great enthrall.
The tigers roared with merry delight scripting the victory in near twilight,
For many years people will remember,
These fields of glory that we shall always treasure.
- Chinmay

Samhar’09 scoreline 2-1 in favour of IIMB, with Chess hanging in their favour.

TENNIS
The IIMB Tennis team was very eager to play. The four-member squad had gone to check the courts the moment we landed at their campus. The event started an hour late, with the IIMC captain insisting on watching each of our players in the warm-up before deciding the draw. It was an event our captain was certain about winning, and turned out to be a very interesting event after all. The first singles was played between the IIMC Tennis Captain ‘Zulla’ and Arun. Arun pulled the first set back from 2-5 down to take the set. By the time the set ended, the IIMC sledging team had returned from the Footer match, and they were smarting. The second set began under lights. Now, the IIMC captain was not too keen to play in the lights before the tie, but carried on nevertheless, and this was despite our Captain checking with him if he was ok with continuing the match. Zulla, despite cramps, played consistent Tennis, and took crucial points. (Of course, had he been playing against IIMK, they would have asked him to forfeit the match, but then again, we are not IIMK!) Zulla was also buoyed by the momentum gained by the sledging team, with Arun at the receiving end of the jabs. In what was below even IIMC standards, the crowd was sledging during points, especially when our player was about to hit the ball. Our captain objected, but we were told it happens even at Wimbledon! (When did someone shout a consistent sledge at a player at a Grand Slam, and that during points! Ridiculous!) Despite a good fight, Arun lost momentum at crucial stages in the match, which cost him the last two sets and the match 7-5, 6-3,6-3.
The second singles was an interesting match. Ankit Singhal from IIMB playing against Chaitanya of IIMC. The match got underway, and the score was at 3-2, deuce, 2nd serve, with Ankit serving when the IIMC Captain asked for the match to be stopped. The conversation was as follows:
IIMC Captain: “My player cannot see the ball because of the lights.”
IIMB Captain: “But he’s playing fine, and picking every serve, and the game is going equal.”
IIMC Captain: “But I already told you about the lights.”
IIMB Captain: “The conditions are the same for both players, and this is your home court! We are willing to play, why should you have an issue!? And you just played two sets in the lights despite earlier having issues with it…”
IIMC Captain: “Each player is different… Also, your player is tall, he can sight the ball, my player is short, so he is having problem sighting the ball when the background is the white-wall” (WTF!!??).
IIMB Captain: “Ok, then let’s serve from the other end only, that way the background will not be a problem.”
IIMC Captain: “But I already told you about the lights.” (Counter reset: argument goes into infinite loop. Enter Sports Secretaries…)
IIMB Captain: Let’s play this match tomorrow morning as you suggest, and let’s play the next match in the tie right now. I have to play two matches, and also play Hockey tomorrow, and I am willing to play, so let’s finish those matches, and come back to this one in the morning.
IIMC Captain: I already told you about the lights. We don’t want to play under lights. (Record is stuck at ‘We don’t want to play’.)
Discussion doesn’t head anywhere. According to one of our players the IIMC captain was drained, and he had to play the doubles match after the second singles, and stalling was a good option. The stalling technique pays off. There is a power cut, and soon after it starts to pour, and put to rest any chances of playing. Tennis is set to resume the next morning. (To Be Continued…)

GIRLS’ BASKETBALL
After the sterling performance in the morning at the Throwball court, the IIMB girls were raring to go. And this time it was Captain Nemo leading the way, for the event was Basketball. A huge crowd gathered around to witness one of the most exciting matches of the tournament. The crowd was super excited, and cheering wildly, all for the IIMB team. Reason? We were playing Basketball, and the IIMC crowd was in awe! The IIMC girls were no match and we drubbed them 22-1 in probably the most one-sided match ever. There was some excellent shooting by Shruti and Nemo, and some fabulous overall play by Tejasvi. IIMC managed to touch the board a few times, and scored their lone point with a free-throw that did quite a jive on the hoop, and went through to tumultuous applause!
In a post match conference Captain Nemo described IIMC’s point earned from a free throw as a “tukka” (fluke), a comment that experts say may lead to war with Lady Luck, who refuses to have anything to do with the IIMC Girl’s Basketball team. Tejasvi from IIMB was fined her match-fee for a not-friendly gesture at an IIMC Sledge-Master (The IIMC Sledging team has a hierarchy where a ‘Sledge-Master’ is somewhere in the gray area between a ‘Sledgling’ and a ‘Sledge-Hammer’, with ‘Sledge-Marshall’, and ‘Sledge-Captain’ being other notable designations.) The details of why the said gesture took place are too gory to print in this strictly ‘family account’ of the meet. . The professional play by us, and the hapless performance by them was in stark contrast to the ‘mud-wrestling-minus-the-mud’, heavy-sledging, 4-2 win in IIMB’s favour the last time the we visited IIMC!
With the second victory chalked up by the IIMB girl’s teams, the Samhar’09 scoreline read 3-1 in our favour, with Chess hanging in their favour.

CHESS …Reloaded
After being 4-1 down in the first round, the second round was crucial. Salvaging the event meant winning 4 out of 5 pints, sorry points (although a certain member of the Chess team would have wished for both), and things were looking bleak at the break. To quote the same Chess team player from lunch earlier in the day, “We were screwed man!”
The IIMC team needed only 3 draws to ensure a win, but they did better than that. They made 4 points in the second round as well, for an overall score of 8-2.
Samhar’09 Score 3-2

BOYS’ BASKETBALL
After the humbling of IIMC Girl’s Basketball team by Captain Nemo’s Crew, the men were out to prove their mettle. The only difference was in the quality of the opposition. The IIMC Basketball team was decent, and on another day, the match could have gone our way. The match was keenly contested, and no team had a major advantage. Like most contact sports, this too became a little rough, and when three members of the opposition team came a little too close for our captain Sangha’s comfort, he let out a war cry and twisted out of their grip with such force that the three opponents fell a few feet away – one wonders if it was a tag-team wrestling match against Punjab power. (Other incidents of how Sangha got members of the IIMC crowd to shut up cannot be printed in this bulletin for as mentioned earlier, this is strictly a ‘family account’ of the meet.) A 5-point lead in the second quarter was maintained till the end of the third quarter, when it started to pour, and the match was set to resume the next morning. The overnight score read 22-17 in IIMC’s favour. (To be continued…)

BOYS’ BADMINTON
In the words of one of our players, the IIMC Badminton court was a cooker. And the bad lighting (they had tube lights in the players line of sight!) meant that the players were at a disadvantage. But when one has a champion player like VV in the squad, one doesn’t think too much about these things. VV did complain about the lights, but carried on in true spirit of a sportsman. The event itself was perhaps the most closely fought contest at Samhar’09, with the IIMC contingent’s sledging team again in full force. Although the matches went on till 4 A.M., the IIMB contingent wasn’t far behind with even our girls giving it back to them – their target was a questionable ‘male’ sledger who seemed to be a beneficiary of the latest Delhi HC judgment on Article 377.
VV set the tone in the very first match winning it 15-1, 15-6, with five of the points lost because of losing the shuttle in the lights. In the next match, Karthik lost to Kartik (Kartik VS Karthik!!), and the tie score was 1-1. The first doubles match saw VV pair up with Chandan, which we won comfortably, which led to the closest match of the badminton tie, the fourth singles between Chandan and the IIMC captain. We expected Chandan to win the game, as he was the better player. Chandan dominated most of the match. His opponent, hung on despite cramps, and pulled through at crucial points. Chandan let the momentum and the game slip in both the second, and the final set to lose a very closely fought match. The stage was set for the final match, the second doubles, where Vibhu, who was fighting high fever, paired up with LN. Vibhu dominated the proceedings, and after a subdued start LN also came to the party. The IIMC pair started strong, but our team came from 9-1 down in the first set, and didn’t look back. We won comfortably in straight sets, and with it the Men’s Badminton event.
Samhar’09 Scorecard at the end of day 1 read 4-2 in favor of IIMB.
An assessment of the situation at the end of the Badminton match (end of day 1) was that we had lost two events that we had counted as ‘ours’. We were down by 5 points in a Basketball match that could go either way. Tennis (at that moment) was 1-0 in their favour, with the 2nd match evenly poised (although we were confident of a win). Things were not looking very comfortable. Add to that the rain factor meant that one didn’t know which would be the last event of Samhar’09. All this meant only one thing – win every event that we get to play, whether we are strong or weak at it! This discussion done, a slightly worried Abhijit Raja tried to catch a few winks before hitting the Volley court the next morning.

DAY 2 (SUNDAY, 9 AUGUST 2009)

BOYS’ BASKETBALL- continued
It had poured through the night, and it took the IIMC organizing team an hour more than budgeted to get the court ready, and as a result the match started later than scheduled. Nevertheless the match did start, and IIMC had a 5-point lead. Our shooters missed a couple of tough chances, and the magical touch was missing. To quote our captain, ‘we didn’t have those 5 minutes where we completely dominated the game, and that made all the difference’. A couple of very bad referee decisions cost us about 5 points, and some hera-pheri with the timer (our Sports Secy. was also keeping time, and his stopwatch showed two minutes to go, when time was called) cost us the match. The final score was a 6-point difference.
Samhar’09 Score 4-3 in IIMB’s favour. Raja’s focus completely on Volleyball.

VOLLEYBALL
If there was one event that really took the wind out of IIMC’s sail it was Volleyball. As soon as we arrived in campus, we were told over and over that we would have it easy in Volleyball because their Captain, their best player (national level player) was injured on Friday, and would not be able to play. He was incidentally doing ‘Ok’ on Saturday, and was miraculously ‘fit’ on Sunday. IIMC may just have some amazing doctors – any place on the Indian team’s support staff?
The event was to take place on Saturday night but due incessant rain, it was postponed to Sunday morning. Seven A.M. was the scheduled start, and Tshering, one of co-authors of this piece, reached the volleyball court to see what the situation was. As expected, the court was waterlogged, but what was shocking was that no one was even trying to get the water out, unlike on the Basketball court where they had already started work. Tshering immediately informed Raja who called Patil, the IIMC Sports Secy., who asked if Volleyball could be cancelled. Unfortunately for Patil, this was Raja’s sport, and there was no way Raja had come this far to do a Darshit (In the previous visit to IIMC, Darshit Shah, IIMB Sports Council, member of the maximum number of teams - Volley, Cricket, Snooker, and Tsepak, did not get to play – Cricket washed out, Snooker not played due to ‘Chinese Snooker Table’, Tsepak never happened, and in Volley he watched from the bench as the others demolished IIMC in straight sets, and refused to be substituted.) Add to that, Tshering, and Rautela were still smarting from the loss in Cricket (although Rautela let off some steam in Football), and Vibhu had made all our chaps practise so much they wouldn’t go back without playing a match. Seeing that it was useless just waiting, our players went to the court, and with the help of a few labourers set the court right, lines and all. After an hour’s work during which not a single IIMC person came forward to help, the court finally looked like an hour away from playable status. Then the second shock- their Volleyball players supposedly had classes on a Sunday and couldn’t play (why were we not told earlier?). The lack of enthusiasm on the part of the IIMC team to play Volleyball was unbelievable! After another hour all of their players seemed to have sacrificed their classes, and were reluctantly on court, and the match finally started.
As IIMC had predicted, the match was a one-sided affair with IIMB cruising through in straight sets 25-17, 25-19, 25-16. Their so-called national level player couldn’t do much. Tshering had an amazing game, although the heat got to our players a bit. A professional performance by the IIMB, and we had another event in the bag.

Samhar’09 Score 5-3... still far from comfortable

TENNIS (Continued…)
The next morning the second singles was resumed from 3-2, Deuce, IIMB Serving 2nd serve. Ankit outplayed Chaitanya, who was playing a very ‘uncle-like’ sliced-lob game (not befitting his junior state player status). Ankit was patient through some very personal sledging by his own IIT batchmates to take the match 6-4, 6-4.
Their third player, and our captain were both playing Hockey, so the doubles match started after the players returned from Hockey. So the rest of the Tennis story is again “To Be Continued …”

GIRLS’ BADMINTON
Still hurting from last year’s loss, Swati ‘Judgu’ Verma and Noddy went full throttle into this one. Swati won her singles match comfortably, and followed it up with a fine doubles match, pairing up with Noddy. Girl’s Badminton was wrapped up in no time, adding a vital point to the scoreboard. Once the two national level players from PGSEM join in for the 4-way meet, there is no way we will lose this one!
Samhar’09 Score 6-3… and one could see Raja breathing a bit easier now.

SNOOKER
Another IIMC-style organizing related debacle. We were the guests at another campus, in a different city, and we were required to book a Snooker table! Fortunately we managed it on Saturday evening, thanks to one of our Snooker team members being a local! It was an event we could have won easily, but unfortunately squandered away. VV as usual won his match, which set the stage for the doubles match. Praveer and Dhruv played a good match and were up in the second frame after winning the first frame. An incorrect reading of the board meant that our players thought they had won the frame, and the event. Unfortunately, the frame was still open, and they lost the second. The third frame was tense, mistake-laden, and close, which our lads lost, setting up a decider. Poddar played the last singles, which was a close match, but lost.
Samhar’09 Score 6-4… Anyone monitoring Raja’s heartbeat?

SWIMMING
Swimming had been our stronghold for a while with national level swimmers gracing the team from time to time - Manu Bharadwaj, Mathew, and Kutral are a few names that come to mind. In the absence of big fish, we had expected Swimming to go ‘close’. A tactical error on our captain’s part to allow a single player to play up to four events made that ‘closer than comfortable’, and the advantage had been handed to the opposition. Our team fought well, but their one national-level swimmer won each of his four events, giving them crucial points, and put to rest any chances we had in Swimming. The event was held at a pool owned by the Calcutta Swimming Club, and as the status message of an IIMC Swimming team member later that day stated – ‘I swam in a lake today’… the event could as well have been held in one of the seven ponds of IIMC!
Samhar’09 Scoreline 6-5. We had a fight on on our hands. We also may need an ambulance on standby if Raja should collapse.

HOCKEY
The Hockey and Swimming teams had left in the same bus, and the events would approximately have started at the same time. The SAI hockey ground was a shocker for our team. SAI had newly refurbished the astro-turf pitch, which would be inaugurated on Aug 15, so we were to play on the old-style grass pitch. The pitch was half covered in water, and the goal at one of the ends was submerged under 3-4 inches of water (“Hey! We should have got our Swimming team here!!”). The field had no markings, and we were seriously contemplating calling off the event. But our captain decided that if we could get a match, we would play having come this far – given the state of the pitch, it may not be Hockey as we know it, but we will play! So, the members of the IIMB team (and none of the members of the IIMC team) took it upon themselves to get the match going. While their team rested in the shade, our bong team members went and persuaded the SAI people to get the pitch ready, undoing a lot of damage done due to ‘organizing’ IIMC style. Our boys actually helped the SAI people get the ground in shape - Sonam, who was bumped off the squad to accommodate Sangha as the Goalie drew lines on the pitch - and ensured that the match started, and all this despite zero effort from the IIMC lads to help. And so the match did start, after a looooooong delay. The first half belonged completely to us with a number of crosses into the shooting circle. We got two penalty corners within the first few minutes, both coming from crosses from the right flank where Sista was ruling over his IIMC counterparts. On one of the penalty corners a shot was ‘carried’ by a defender while standing on the goal line, and we were awarded a penalty stroke. Amarveer promptly converted the stroke, and we were ahead in the very first ten minutes. Then began a game of some hard defending. The IIMC team made a few good moves in the first half, and even gained two penalty corners. But some good defence, both in the field, and in the goal saw us through to the second. The second half was evenly matched, but having played a very vigorous game in the first half the comparative stamina levels of the IIMC team were higher (Btw, who was resting when the lines were being drawn? Ah! Ok…) Throughout the first half, one of the defenders of the IIMC team had been chirping a lot to Chandra. Chandra, being himself, gave back in equal measure, and soon a scuffle had to be broken up with the referee chastising both parties. Things got to a fever pitch, and the opponent said something like “Tod dunga” (I’ll break you). At the first opportunity during the second half, Chandra’s promptly responded by breaking the guy’s stick! The opponent threw his stick and started behaving like the character from ‘Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron’ who goes “Meri dhanush tod di! Nahin karta main naatak!” (He broke my bow! I’ll not act in this play anymore!). It was hilarious, especially with Chandra walking away with an audible “Hee! Hee!”, and a big smile on his face – that chap also stopped chirping. Back in the game, IIMC persisted, and attacked a few times, but superb defence and deft stickwork by Sathish, and Amarveer, and excellent goalkeeping by Sangha saw us through a tough fought half. The score remained 1-0 till the end, and gave us a vital win. The second team that was short on practice space (apart from Football) had won. It was also a short-term justification for a long-term high value purchase (Hint: Hockey Goalie-kit). A special mention must go to Siddhartha Sengupta (Sid Sen), who was not only the reserve wicketkeeper in Cricket, bringing much needed fluid, and glucose replenishment, continued his good work on the Hockey pitch. Unfortunately for him, despite being the first choice for substitution, he was at the opposite flank providing water to some players just when one of our forwards asked for a substitute! One only imagines how it may have been if he had scored a goal… but alas! all he did was a Darshit!!
Samhar’09 Score 7-5.

GIRLS’ TT
The last girls’ event was Table Tennis. To wrap up a wonderful tournament for the girls, Kritika first won her singles match against the top IIMC player, and then Kritika and Maithri won the doubles match in 4 games, ensuring that the third singles match was not even required.
Last heard – An IIMC player beseeching the IIMB girls saying, “Please let us win at least one of the events yaar!” That line summed up the girls’ events at Samhar’09 – a complete demolition of IIMC.
Samhar’09 Score 8-5. A healthy scoreline, and Raja was sitting easy.

CARROM
Carrom is always a sport that can go either way. The format was Girls Singles, Boys Singles, Boys Doubles, Boys Singles, and Mixed Doubles. Sulu won the girls singles event easily for us. Then the IIMC team made a comeback and won the next two matches, i.e., the singles, and the boys doubles. But our ace, VV had not played any match up to that point, and was to play in the last 2 matches. VV demolished their best player in the fourth match (singles) 30-8.
The mixed doubles was the clincher, and a crunch match. Players were not allowed to speak with each other. VV was paired with Sulu. Everytime Sulu went to play a shot, she claims, VV would look at her as though saying in disbelief “What are you doing!?”, and Sulu would play the shot in trepidation about VV’s reaction… a tough yardstick to measure oneself by. Sulu managed to hold her own, and we won 30-18. With it, we won the Carrom event 3-2. It also marked the 9th event of the meet in our favour, and even if all 17 events were completed, the Samhar trophy was ours to keep for the third consecutive time.
Samhar’09 Score 9-5 in our favour. Raja has a smile on his face.
By this time, Raja had already stated receiving congratulatory calls from ex-sports council members (In fact some of them knew the score line before Raja did at various points during the first half of Sunday).
But there were events still left to be played, and Raja wanted to win them as well.

TENNIS (Continued…)
By the time the players returned to the Tennis court for the third match, it was 2.30pm. We were to board the bus for the Airport at 5.30pm, and unless we polished off the opponents in four quick sets, the match Tennis would have been left in the balance. The fact the we had already won 9 events, and Samhar’09 was over, made the IIMC captain ask, ‘What are we playing for? Let’s make this doubles the final match of the tie, and the winner takes it.’ Our captain refused stating that we have come to play a full draw of best of five matches, and whoever wins 3 matches wins, and in case it is 2-1, 2-2, no one gets the points. And so, after coaxing for about half an hour, Arun and Bharathan started against Zulla and Nitesh, and raced to a 5-1 lead in the first set in about 15 minutes (the 1 in their favour was thanks to three double faults by our player in the opening game), when it started to drizzle. After a few minutes the IIMC captain started complaining that he was slipping, and did not want to play. Eventually, the drizzle got steady, and the Tennis event was called off.
This was one of the most interesting events in that different and weird explanations were being given by the IIMC captain to not play the event, and that too at home! As a result we lost out on an easy point, which could have made it 10 events in our favour at Samhar’09. The IIMB Tennis Captain, after being the ‘chair-umpire’ for a full match, and calling lines for another, didn’t get to play (he was slated to play the last two matches of the tie)! He has vowed that henceforth he shall definitely play in one of the first two matches, ruling out the possibility of becoming the equivalent of a Davis Cup non-playing Captain.

BOYS’ TT
This was an event with a lot of controversy regarding the format of the game as both our teams and the IIMC teams wanted to play in different formats. This disagreement was something that neither Sports Secy. was aware of. The disagreement took place two days before the event, and the captains did not bother keeping the Sports Secys in the loop! Hence began the ordeal of discussion on the format to be used, with both teams not budging their stand. Ultimately a compromise was reached, and the event started. The IIMC team had a national level player in their ranks, Anand (who is incidentally in their FPM programme… so I hope you get the drift) who easily defeated our top player Shantanu (PGSEM), in the first singles. Then, Kavash (PGSEM) meted out almost similar treatment to their second singles player to level the score at 1-1. Anand played in the doubles match to give IIMC a 2-1 lead, which was promptly cut down to parity with Ashok wining the third singles. With the score tied at 2-2, we had hope of winning the Boys’ TT event. Tuhin was to play the last singles, and was the better player. The match was played amidst huge noise levels, and whenever anyone asked for the score, our contingent would go “9-5!!” Tuhin never really got going, and his low levels of fitness (self proclaimed reason for loss) saw him lose focus, and mis-hit simple shots, and lose a match he would on a normal day win easily. However, match-day is not normal, and IIMC got a consolation win.
Samhar’09 Score 9-6 in our favor.

ATHLETICS
The Athletics team had left for the venue of the event, which was the same school where the Cricket match had been held the previous day. After their departure, we for some reason could not contact them. By now the contingents were more or less indifferent to the results of Athletics as it would have no bearing on the result of Samhar’09. The event was held in ‘sub-optimal’ conditions, which mattered especially in field events. We lost the Athletics event narrowly.

FINAL Samhar’09 Score 9-7 in IIMB’s favour. Having won the event three times in a row, the trophy stays in our trophy case for good. When the first inter-IIM meet was started in 2004, the idea was to move towards a single sports meet that would involve all IIMs. The 4-way meet (IIMs A, B, C, and L) that we host in January 2010 is a very positive step in that direction. With it there is a high likelihood that bilateral inter-IIM meets are a thing of the past, and so, Samhar may have ended once and for all.
Overheard: The IIMC Sports Secy. got very senti, and was overheard speaking to a member of our contingent right after the negotiations for Boys’ TT, that all the discussion over rules and formats, and ‘we are C, you are B’, is not what he had bargained for… ‘cul-fest jaise hona chahiye… koi mere saath baith kar daaru hi nahin piya!’... Fair enough Patil, this is an opportunity to build new friendships… So let’s compete, and also have a drink the next time around… I’ll toast to that !

EPILOGUE
It was almost time for us to leave the IIMC campus when Abhijit Raja, our Sports Secy. suddenly realized that the trophy had been in his bag all along! Since the meet would not be complete unless he received the trophy from his counterpart, he frantically called Patil to join him along with some IIMC Sports Council members for a chat on the 4-way meet, and also for a photo session with the trophy being handed over. As his tagline said till a few hours ago - “KAMINEY is L E G E N… (wait for it) … D A R Y! Truly Legendary!”

Goodbye 2008

On the eve of the new year, I look back at the year that was and quite an eventful year it was, at least from my perspective.

January : The year begun with the CAT results right in the first week of January. Now, as most of my friends know, that I had written CAT just for the heck of it without any preparation. I still vividly remember the day of the CAT results. Me and Puneet had gone to give the monthly rent to our landlords. On our way back (which was a 15 minute walk), as we had nothing better to do, we started calling up people asking about their results. But I had no answer for them when I was asked for the same. And since the CAT website gets choked on the day of the results, I had to wait for a couple of hours after reaching home to get to know the results. I was very surprised with the results (99.98 was not what I had expected).

February-March : Then came the spate of interviews for all the IIMs (Thankfully it was only the IIMs as I had written no other exam and not applied to any other college). The only sad part for me was that I had to shorten my long hair :( .Luckily, I had a very good manager, so, I could tell him exactly what was going on.
The most memorable of the interviews was the IIMC interview. That was a long story in itself. (Click to read IIMC Interview and Convocation Trip).

April : I was due to visit Neta, one of my best friends, who resided in Pune on the day when the results were ultimately declared (after many many delays in the result announcement). Before getting on the flight, I only knew about 2 results (IIMA, which I didn't get through and one of the L,I,K which I got through but but didn't matter as I had decided to join only A,B or C). Hence, I was not too happy getting on the flight. But as soon as I landed, I was flooded with calls from my freinds informing me that I got through all IIMs except A. That was a very happy moment for me. So, that trip was memorable to me for one more reason (the other being the ultimate fun I had with Neta and Kholu, which Neta might not have liked too much because he was our target all the time for all the Jokes :P).

April-May :Ohhhh, how did I ever forget IPL, the rush and excitement of a cricket match in the time of a football match. It was so successful that movie theaters at those times suffered huge losses. It did not matter to us (me and Puneet who are cricket maniacs), that Bangalore did not win any match we had gone to see at the stadium. And we provided Bangalore with huge number of opportunities. We saw Bangalore hammered single handedly by McCullum in the opener, to them throwing away a match from winning position against Chennai. But once you are in the stadium, you simply don't care. It did not for me especially as I supported the Delhi Daredevils. But IPL was the best thig to happen as it provided us something to do in the evenings - either at the stadiums or at home watching it on TV.

June : The most important decision during this time was to decide between IIMB and IIMC. Different people gave me different perspectives. And as someone rightly says,"The More you think about it, the more confused you become". Ultimately, it came down to a impulse decision which I still feel was the right decision. This month also signified my resignation from my job, which was a very amicable affair and my trip to Mumbai for my cousin Rajiv's wedding with Shreya. Marriages are always fun affairs with the entire family getting an excuse for getting together. I enjoyed to the hilt with all my cousins. The fact that I got along well with Shreya added to my delight :)

July : This signified my entry into the much revered IIM-Bangalore. Everyone around me was telling me that people aspire to be there and I got it on a silver platter without much hard work. The first week of the time here at IIM would be something I would never forget in my entire life. An elaborate prank that is customary to the IIMs is played by the seniors where all the new students are made to work so hard that many people simply start bucking under pressure or become defiant to all the workload. I simply believed that this was something that was expected of IIM students as everyone told me how hectic MBA life is. Most of July was spent adjusting to the MBA lifestyle, although it did not need much adjusting.

August : Come August, it was time for the Inter-IIM sports meet, Samhar played annually between IIMB and IIMC. And one of the things I liked the most about coming back to campus was the opportunity to play volleyball again. IIMB decimated IIMC with a scoreline of 15-2 with me and my team contributing to that scoreline with a win in volleyball. I was singled out for hooting by the opposing team because I was playing Libero and hence wore a different colour jersey. Little did they know that the level of hooting was nothing compared to what I had endured in Spardha, Udghosh or even the inter-hostels while playing in IT-BHU.

September : Most of September was spent working on project submissions etc. That was the most uneventful month of the year for me.

October : Most of October was spent attending company PPTs and resume and form submissions for the summer placement process. None of us liked attending those PPTs but everyone understood the importance of attending them. My birthday also falls in October, and a memorable birthday it was. (Birthday Celebration).There was little time left for other activities in October.

November - Mid December : November brought about the much awaited summers process. Long story short,it was exciting and I got through into Citibank Markets (Interview Experience). Then started the month-long inter-section sports meet, whichI enjoyed a lot. Not only because of the playing, but also because of all the politics people played and all the controversies involved. I was required to play the mediator in many cases (I wont elaborate onthis).Although Section-D had little chance of winning, but I still appreciate the enthusiasm that the junta showed and came to participate in huge numbers. According to me,participating and giving your best effort is the thing that is most important.

December end : It had nothing but the customary end of termexaminations and some days of long sleeping hours after the term-end at home :)

I am very happy that I had a very eventful 2008 and look forward to 2009 with expectations of surpassing it, as far as eventfulness is concerned. This would be my last opportunity before I am lost in the monotonous job life in 2010.
So Thank You 2008 for all the memories and 2009, SURPRISE ME.

The Interview

Well, I am not going to post a End-term review of the placement process as I won't have much to say. Bottom line, the placecom of IIM-Bangalore rocks and they got all of us placed in four and a half days in very difficult times.

I am posting my interview experience in Citi where I finally am going for my summer internship. We reached the MDC(the place where all of it takes place) at 8 am and me and my good friend Tauseef were the first ones to be called by the trackers (something we had never expected :P).

I had no idea which company I had been called in for. Since its all a dynamic process, you are sent to the place where you have a shortlist and the interview panel is free. To my surprise, I was waiting there for interviews in three companies. First, I attended a group discussion by a firm the status of which was irrelevant after my next interview.

A night before, I had looked at the options available and decided that the Markets division (which includes trading and all) of any bank would be the best option for me. That would be either Citi, HSBC or ICICI. I was very glad that I had been shortlisted for the Markets division of Citi. I was probably the 3rd or 4th person to interview. The placecom arranges for company write-ups outside for the students so that they know at least the bare minimum about the firm they interview for.

Then I heard the voice on the Walkie-Talkie - "Abhijit Raja is clear to be sent into Citi - CMK". I saw the HR waiting outside the room for me. I recognized him from the Pre-placement talk that had taken place about a month back.

He was extra nice to me outside, which made me realize that they planned to screw me inside.
He started talking in hindi as we were going inside.
There was a 3rd guy in there who was supposed to be a senior guy from the markets division. I would refer to himas MS(markets Senior)
HR : To Raja saab, kaisa chal raha hai?
Me : Bas badhiya
HR : To Banaras me padhe ho aap. Pehalwan ki lassi to pee hi hogi.
Me : Haan, wo to hamari favourite jagah thi.
HR : Aur wahan ki aur koi mithai?
Me : Haan, laung lata kasie bhoolein.
HR to MS (start conversing with each other) : Aapko pata haiye pehalwaan ka naam kasie pada........... blah blah (they talk for 30 seconds)

(By this time I see a sheet of paper consisting the names of the shortlisted people on the table - I realize that there are only 8 people and I have to grab this opportunity)

MS : Ok now, we'll start the cliched way, Tell me about yourself.
Me (whatever I had prepared) : Blah Blah....... good in acads, good at sports, leadership........ done well in my work........ good analytical skills, good academic performance in Quantitative and Financial Accounting.
(MS was looking intently for a point to pick on)

MS : So, you had good grades in Financialaccounting. So, what ratios would you look into before investing in a company
Me : The Return on Equity, Return on Investment., P/E Ratios
MS : For the liqudity, what ratios would you use?
Me : The Quick Ratio and the Cash Flow statements.
MS : No, No...... there is something else. I thought you were supposed to be good in Financial accounting
(With this statement I realized that this was supposed to be a stress interview, so I decided I'll smile at them even if they slap me)
Me : Yes sir, I think I am good but I know as much as has been taught to me. I am not able to recollect any other ratio as of now.

HR : OK, your form mentions you did your summer internship in National Highways in your engineering days.
Me : Yes Sir.
MS : So tell me now, how many kilometers of highways are under construction which are under NHAI and what is the percentage of completion.
Me : Sir, the major projects of NAHI currently are the Golden Quadrilateral and the North-South and East-West Corridors.
MS : Don't give me verbose answers, you told me that you have good analytical skills. Give me figures.
Me : Sir according to me the Golden Quadrilateral project is about 8000 km in length and the North-South and East-West corridors together about 6000 kms and last time I checked, it had been about 70% complete.
MS (Not convinced): OK, do you know what all machines are used in highway construction and what part of the total project cost do they form.
Me : (Listed down the machines) Sir, I was not allowed to go into the financial information of the project as I was an engineering summer intern. But my guess would be not more than 10% as most of the machines and equipment are leased.
(moving on to the next one)
HR : I've heard that you have blogged on some issues that have been published on CNN-IBN site. Can you tell me more about it.
Me (not expecting this question) : Yes, I have four blogs there. One on caste reservation, one on the state of infrastructure in Bangalore (and as always happens in interviews, I forgot the other two) and ...... and........ Sorry, I can't remember the other two.
HR : Doesn't matter. Tell me about what are your views on the caste reservation issue.
Me : I think that I dont support it in the current state but I am more in favour of a model that takes into account various factors including economic factors, place of origin etc. This was one of the models suggested by Dr. Yogendra yadav.
HR : (with a wicked smile) Oh Dr. Yogendra Yadav. You know his main work is to predict elections and he was wrong in 5 of the last 6. You form your opinions based on the work of such incompetant people.
Me : I don't think his failure in predicting elections is in any way related to his model which I feel is much better than what is currently present.
HR : What research did you do before writing that article. Do you know about the Sachar commission, do you know the full recommendations of the Mandal commission???
Me : Sorry sir, I dont know them in great detail but this was an opinion and I still stand by what I wrote that there are many ways that can be better then the current form of implementing the reservations.

HR/MS : So why do you want to join Citi
Me : Blah blah - Big company, opportunities...........
The group has an Indian CEO which shows the meritocratic nature of the group and shows that anyone can rise to the top. Even in the PPT last month, it was told that the first step to rectify a mistake is to admit it and Citi was one of the first firms to admit the mistake in the global crisis which I feel is a very big thing.

HR : So Abhijit, thank you and from the next time take the opinion of poeple who are good and not who fail 5 out of 6 times
Me : Sure sir (giving a very wide smile)

Then I was waiting anxiously as all other people went in and came out with the same level of hatred for the HR guy. As all the interviews were over, one of the Placecom members called me to the Placement room. As soon as I reached there, he told me that Citi wants to make an offer to me and asked me whether I would accept it.
My simple answer : "OBVIOUSLY"

Then, I went with him to the HR guy, wehre he was standing smiling at me.
HR : So Raja saab, milte hai aapse summer me. Thoda kha peekar aao yaar, itne patle ho, khhon kaise chhosenge tumhara.
Me : Aap pehalwaan ki lassi ka intezaam kara do, sehat apne aap ban jayegi

Then he signed the sheet and I heard the most sweetest sound: "Abhijit Raja is out of the placement process."

Although it was a relief for me, I knew that my friends need my support as they had done for me up to that point. The icing on the cake was that another of my friends had got through into Citi Consumer. The only thing I wish for now is for Citi to survive till and go there for summers and confirm its doomed status :P

Placements Mid-Term Review

P.S. I am not going to mention any figures or names of companies in this post

For the past two days I have witnessed such variety of emotions that it can form a plot for a soap opera - Happiness, Relief, Despair, Sadness, Disappointment, Sarcasm and what not. The first day saw frantic activity all around with people rushing for interviews left, right and center. Some obvious candidates were waiting to get picked by the top firms. Many were lucky enough to get through and many were not. I saw some very deserving people being left behind and some not so deserving people getting through. I think thats life and we should be ready to deal with it.

I think this is the time when a person's true character is revealed, not by the kind of job he/she gets, but by the way people conduct themselves both in case of failure as well as after success. This is also the time when one requires true strength of character as I feel this process teaches you to deal with failures. Some people are able to do it, some simply aren't.

This process has also shown how different minds function differently when subjected to stress. A simple thing like an offer for help from some people with job offers to others may look like a helpful one to some and a chest-beating one to the others. Although even I believe that not all the gestures are genuine but thats no reason to become overly sarcastic and look at everyone with suspicion.

I have seen people going that extra yard to help others out, maybe sometimes even working harder than the candidates. Many people have helped out in the entire process from the second day onwards. For me, I just wait for some good news to trickle in, may not be for me, may be for someone else. But thats me, I get happy for others and I think that is what defines me and that is what should define most people.

The selection procedures leave a lot to be desired. There is a lot of subjectivity in the entire process where some parameters not related to a person's ability become important. Although most people who would have gone through a placement process would understand this, I would not like to elaborate on this. Some of the processes would seem to be illogical even to the layman but they take place. As the wise people say "The Customer is always right", the firms being the customers in this case buying into recruiting the students.

Have I been a victim of the process? Not Exactly. Thinking further I would say 'Maybe and maybe not', but I take everything in my stride because if this is the way the world functions, then its upto us to learn to deal with it rather than cribbing about how the system is unfair.

I would say that it is a very tiring process, but its more about mental toughness. I am still cheerful and hopeful as always and hope to get an internship offer shortly :)

Congrats to all people with offers, Best of luck to all people to get offers over the next couple of days. Enjoy the process and remain cheerful, energetic & confident.
CHEERS!!!!!!

And a request once again to comment and encourage this novice blogger :)

Placements Stereotypes - The Herd Mentality

As the summer internship process draws near and I see more and more tense faces near me, which surprisingly have become even more tense after getting a shortlist. I am not going to dwell into how people should cope with it a I have already covered that in my last post.

I was just talking to one of the Exchange Students the other day and he was amazed by the fact that there are only two focus areas for the students in IIM-Bangalore - Finance or Consulting. He told me that he understood the reason why it was because they paid well but was it the correct way to build your career. According to him, its just running after money. Maybe, that is the reason that one requires to have a decent amount of work-experience before coming for a degree in management. They have a pretty good idea about what they want to do in life. There is a logic behind the best B-Schools in the world taking in people with a decent amount of experience. For many like me, a summer internship is an opportunity to test the waters. So, it may not matter to me which field I go into.

The summers process, for many, essentially also becomes a process to build their reputation among their peers (though that may not hold for everyone) rather than following their dreams. Many of my peers I have talked to have an immense interest in Marketing (which is not supposed to be the best job on campus), but they go after consults or I-banks because of the Pseude-Factor. People don't have the courage to follow their dreams as they think too much about what the people would think.

People need to realize that money may not be the most important thing in life - at least thats true for me. After passing out from this prestigious institute, everyone is bound to get attractive salaries and according to me, there is a limit above which it would not matter to me. There is so much spending that you can do in your life.

I met a couple of my seniors who have decided that they want to do Marketing in their life and have no qualms about accepting that. I envy such people who have the vision for their lives so clear in their minds. I hope that I too am able to have such clarity about what I want to do. Everyone has an idea, but very few are so clear. Such people break the stereotypes about the best people going to the best I-Bank or the best Consult. They prove that the best are those who follow their dreams and not those who get the best salaries. I do not intend to say that people may not have genuine interest in finance or consulting, but what I mean is not everyone who goes into these fields have an interest. Its upto the individual to realize the path for their lives.

Now deviating from the topic, one paragraph about the process itself, the Placement Committee raised a couple of very important points yesterday that although each and every one needs to work hard towards achieving a good internship, one has to remember that it is "JUST A SUMMER INTERNSHIP", just 2 months in a company, nothing more, nothing less. We have to spend the next year and a half with our batch mates, so its a time to be united and achieve the best results in times that are not so good. Many seniors told me that the summer internship process leads to such strong friendships with people that you would never have even talked to. So, I would treat it as such an opportunity, making friends. I am sure I would be helping out people during the process and hope others realize the same and help each other out.

Again wising everyone all the best.

P.S. Those who are still nervous, read Thakur's Fundas, download from DC (for the IIMB Junta) and please comment on the post for encouragement if you like the post or even otherwise :)

Summer Intern - BIG DEAL ????

P.S. A Kinda serious post

Well, the Summer placement fever has gripped IIM-Bangalore. Its that time of the year for the first year guys when they get supposedly take a step towards their final career.

Most of the shortlisting process is based on what one has achieved over his/her past life. So, looking at the kind of people I am with I think everyone deserves what they are getting. Do I hope for a shortlist - Well I certainly do but I am not going to base my life's happiness over it. Its a phase of life and thats what I am taking it as. If I am lucky, I would get one, and then it would be upto me to clear the interviews. I have seen people getting into deep depression modes (not very explicit) over the difference between their huge expectations and the meager returns. Such situations do lead to periods of self-doubt, which is faced by even the greatest of people. Your strength is defined by how well you are able to pull yourself out of it. What I would like to advise people is that such situations come and go - learn to deal with it. The most important thing is life is to be happy.

Today, I had lunch with my IT-BHU seniors in IIM-Bangalore and I heard about many successful seniors of ours who were working in most sought after companies after getting non-day zero summer interns. Its all about keeping your cool and working hard (which I think need to start doing :P). So, I believe that one can always do that and even if one does not manage to get a decent final placement, whats the big deal. Its a huge world out there with NUMEROUS opportunities. We are supposed to be the best in the country - if we want, there's nothing we cant achieve.

But one thing I dread the most is what some people tell me, that people start judging each other by the shortlists and the summers they get. I really hope that does not happen to me or my friends. I believe that a summer internship is not the way to judge a person and if a person's attitude does change due to such a reason, then maybe I would be better off without his/her company.

The 4-5 months I have spent here in IIM-Bangalore have been very memorable and I hope that the next year and a half also remains similar. I have been blessed with being in a section that is supposed to be chilled out and friendly. When I look at the other sections, I am really happy to be in Section-D (No offense to the other sections, You guys just work hard). I have been blessed to be in the company of so many good people who have become such good friends over the past few days. I hope to make more such friends in the time remaining here.

So, wishing everyone all the best for their summers. CHILL OUT and BE HAPPY
Cheers!!!!!

Life in a MBA!!!!

After all the hoopla surrounding my last blog post (mainly due to the Papparazzi here :P), I am finally onto writing my next blog.

First, let me clarify one thing, this is not a crib post. I know that management is a path I have chosen, so I would have to accept the downside as I would love to enjoy the benefits.

Over the past few weeks, I have realized that how a hectic lifestyle feels like. After having some great professors in the last trimester, I have felt the wrath of "oh-not-so-good" professors with the first CorpFin prof being an exception. Whats worse is the fact they are more strict. so, along with the hectic life, we have to be prepared for every week submissions and any time quizzes (so no bunks too).

Then there are the company presentations where the companies blabber about themselves for 30 mins to an hour (and I have realized that every company is the best place to work in) followed by the same set of questions asked by the junta:
1. What are the locations you are recruiting for?
2. How well can you move across functions/divisions?
3. How is the financial crisis affecting your company?
4. What do you look for in a candidate?
5. What are your future plans for India?
I think due to visiting the campuses, the companies must now have a pretty much mugged-up answer for each of these questions.

So here's a typical day for me:
Morning - Wakeup and go to class
Afternoon - Fill up some SOP to be submitted by the evening
Evening - Attend the PPTs
Nights - Fill up the forms and apply for companies

The most important takeaways from the last month.
1. I have realized that, even if I am woken up from my sleep, I can get into formals within 5 minutes and be ready for a presentation.
2. Even if I am woken up from sleep, I can put in a question to the people presenting (doesn't matter if I have no idea what it is about - its all GLOBE)
3. I can answer the forms with all the globe questions in 5-10 minutes.

Now, I have started enjoying being so busy in my life. I think now what will I do with all the free time I'll get after the summers process is over. It would be like a giant hole in my calender.

Wearing those formals for the PPTs and the presentations gives you a feeling that you are going to do something important. The companies make us realize that we all have the potential to be the important people of tomorrow, shaping the organizations future. Why else would a top global firm spend so much of money to fly down people from around the globe just to speak to a handful of students not even 6 months into their MBA program. It is because they realize the potential of India's best.

P.S. To all my friends doing MBA, Chill out guys, enjoy your 2 years here as you would have a lot of time to remain busy your whole life. Cheers!!!!!!

My Birthday!!!!

Well, another year passes by and I am an year older. What does a birthday signify? According to me its like any other day, the only difference being that a lot of people call you up to wish you to remind you that there are a lot of people that care about you. Birthdays had been specially enjoyable for me in college (IT-BHU) as one could afford to miss classes there at will. During my job, I had forgotten all the fun I had during my birthday at college - the bumps, the crowd ready to congratulate you and the long night outs after the "beating a person up" ceremony was over.

The day I arrived in IIMB, I had a look at the way birthdays were celebrated here and liked it a lot. Looking at the fact that I was at the forefront of the hooshing (thats what they call GPL or bumps out here), I had earned quite a bit of fame and when I started featuring on orkut in the upcoming birthdays list, people left no stone unturned in reminding me that I would be killed on 13th night.

In other people's birthdays, people tried to pick me up for hooshing as well but I survived on most occasions. But on 12th night, when the same people tried to have some practice before the main session, I ran and stumbled on the concrete tsepak court scraping my knees and elbows quite badly. My friends were then nice enought to get me bandages but then when I was lying on my bed, they decided to play a practical joke. They took my laptop and stated messaging people that I was seriously injured and then a plethora of people rushed to my room with bandages and what not. I was bit embarrassed that so many people had turned up but was also happy that I had so many friends that cared for me(pata hai thoda senti maar raha hun, Adjust maadi).

Then the D-Day came. Well, just a few hours prior to that, the great IIMB tradition of making a B'Day mail was completed and I have nothing to comment on the B'Day mail. But I have to say, it one of the best b'day mails created ever and all the credit and blame go to my friends Yagnesh, Tauseef, Manish and Nishant (P.S. I will deal with you later :P). Then even though I was injured, I was hooshed a lot (till the time a couple of people had mercy on me and asked the crowd to stop), but I feel that had i been completely fit, the hooshing could have gone on for hours at a stretch.

After that all the people were ready with buckets filled with water to pour on me and they had put all sort of detergents and harpic in the water but due to my injuries most of it was thankfully not poured on me. I then had to lie and roll on the puddle of mud created as a result of all the water. The Cultural Committee here arranges for cakes on all birthdays, not to eat but for it to be smeared all across the face of the birthday boy/gal (and not slices, but the entire cake as shown in Hindi movies in cake fight scenes). So, I had that done too and final task for me was to do the traditional pole dance around the tree there. All this leads to the person requiring to take a bath at that ungodly hour (for which I had to go through hell as pouring water on injuries is not a nice feeling). I came back after the bath and treated some people who still had time in these hectic era and we chatted for a couple of hours.

The birthday as such was very uneventful with the entire day taken up by Classes in the morning, repondin to phone calls and chat messages in the afternoon, the Deutsche Post PPT in the evening and the Operations Case in the night. But I did manage to slide in a home-delivery dinner in the packed schedule of mine.

Even though life has changed, I really enjoyed celebrating my birthday in a campus once again, it is an awesome feeling as compared to when you are working. I know I have just one more to go in campus (assuming I am able to clear in 2 years), but you bet i will enjoy every moment that I have here.

P.S. Some confidential details have been withheld due to important reasons. Anyone in possession of such information, be kind enough not to post it.

Lingo - Part II

After my last post, many people reminded me of a lot I had left out. So here comes part II of the lingo

Globe - Anything and everything under the sun. It is never pertaining to anything specific and the same answer may be applicable to more than one question. Its the thing you never need to prepare for, i.e. it is just 'phattebaazi'

Geela - It is the term given to people who go ga-ga over any and every girl (really sorry if I offend anyone :P). These people go that extra mile to be in the good books of girls and never refuse any request that may come their way from that side.

Hoosh - It is the way IIMB people celebrate the success or share the happiness of others. It is a ceremony that is common across campuses all over the country and may be known as GPL or Bumps elsewhere.

L^2 - An IIMB specific term. Its the place where all the 'future managers and leaders'(its what we are told to everywhere) like to celebrate. It is the spot where everything from the famous L^2 parties to the hooshing sessions take place. In short - IT ROCKS

RG - Its the phenomenon that that plagues the entire student section. This is the thing that leads to the crab effect - i.e. if you cant go up, pull the others down. RG is Relative Grading. But honestly speaking, I havn't seen too much its effect yet and hope I dont see it anytime soon.

Macha - This is what people call each other around here. A typical south Indian way of calling people. Its like we call people 'yaar' in the north.

I guess I am not missing out on anything now. I think now that I've started writing again, you can hear from me more often. Cheers!!!!!!

Lingo

I am finally writing after a break of a couple of months. Life has been a bit hectic here at IIMB, hectic but fun. There is so much happening around here that you rarely get time. No, its not all about the academics.

Now there are a few commonly used words here which have become a part of our day to day lives. So, here comes the IIM-Lingo:

CP - Short for class participation, noting too great

ACP - Arbit CP, i.e when a person is asked to speak or has the urge to speak in class without any valid points, so, it ends up being a conglomerate of 6-7 sentences stitched together which ultimately has little or no meaning in the context of what is taking place in the class.

DCP - Desperate CP, takes place when a person desperately wants to speak in class and takes even the slightest of opportunities or a break in the prof sentence to start speaking. The typical characteristic of people having this unique quality is the consistency of the number of times they speak in class.

Footage - It is the term given for the people who want to be visible in the eyes of the prof as well as the class. CP,ACP and DCP may be tools for the same. It may also consist of doing weird stuff in class like wise-cracks, or being caught sleeping (although almost no one is caught sleeping, that is an art most people have mastered or the profs simply dont care)

Placecom - A group of sadistic people who take pleasure in the fact that they can make people work hard, harder than any subject makes any student work. Characterized by their in-born dislike of white spaces on paper (not due to environmental reason though).

NC - Night Canteen, the lifeline of the institute along with Athicas. Serves nocturnal creatures like us and helps s to survive the late nights.

DML - The official full form is Director's merit list, and it is a kind of taunt that people have to suffer if they get even above average marks in any single subject. To get rid of this stigma, people have to perform considerable badly the next time.


This is all I can think of currently. I will definitely come up with my analysis of the 1st trimester courses pretty soon. So, wait for it.